Day

Bonds Allies

Mission

Friday Evening

Phallus

Goldfinger 

This is an Ultra top secret mission to break into 'The Bull at Towcester Hash' and make all of their beer radioactive.  This will make the Nash Hash Stash of beer immensely valuable.  A secret symbol will be used to allow you to identify your fellow agents.

You will need to bring money for bribes or beer

Saturday Only

Run Number 1

Milton Keynes H3

THUNDER BALLBREAKER
BUSES 1
LENGTH LONG (12 miles)

Plot
The criminal organisation SMASH is attempting to corner the World’s supply of vodka. A crack team of operatives must secure enough supplies to prevent Floss sobering up before Tuesday.

Mission
The Thunder Ballbreaker is about as long as a half marathon. Only those “Tough Enough” need apply for this mission in an attempt to stop SMASH in this fast and furious chase across the Bedfordshire countryside.
A challenging trail encountering wild animals and fauna , ending with a daring hijack ride on the SMASH high-speed train.
This trail is not for the Pussy Galore's of the Hash World !

Saturday & Sunday

Run Number 2

Bicester H3

LIVE + LET HASH
BUSES 2
LENGTH MEDIUM ( 5-6 miles)

Plot
Dr Rasher and his “voodoo” henchmen plan to flood Towcester Racecourse with foul, cheap beer from their Chazveltz Chemicals operation. You must stop them and ensure that the premium Nash Hash ales are available all weekend.

Mission
Follow Dormobile and the sure footed BH3 commando squad as they neutralise the threat and restore beer supplies to Nash Hash. This trail starts at an appropriate location and meanders through pleasant countryside near Milton Keynes.

Saturday & Sunday

Run Number 3

Spa H3

Saturday & Sunday

Run Number 4

Milton Keynes H3

FROM MILTON KEYNES WITH LOVE
BUSES 2
LENGTH SHORT (3 miles)

Plot 1
The plans for MKH3’s top secret trail laying device (the “dribble dropper”) have been stolen. Grizzler is distraught! Can he catch the perpetrators before they have time to build one of their own and sabotage his perfect trail?!?!

Mission
An enigmatic trail, laid by the founder member of MKH3 , short but cunning. Visit lakes and rivers and a celebrated MK landmark that cleverly leads to the whereabouts of the missing artefact.
 

Suitable for children and prams

Saturday & Sunday

Run Number 5

Oxford H3

DIE ANOTHER HASH
BUSES 2
LENGTH LONG (6 –7 miles)

Plot
Government scientist Professor Gadget has been infected with a mystery virus that causes technophobia! He can no longer access the web on his GPS/mobile/integrated mp4 porn surfer.

Mission
Help Wha’ De Say locate the magical MKH3 down down beer that will restore Professor Gadget’s fascination with shiny things.

Saturday & Sunday

Run Number 6

Quorn H3

THE LIVING HASH
BUSES 2
LENGTH SHORT / MEDIUM (4 MILES)

Plot
A special agent codenamed “Blow” has been kidnapped on his way to Nash Hash and a ransom demand has been received. But it gets worse – Blow owes Too Tuf a pint!

Mission
Help Too Tuf get to the rendezvous before closing time so he can claim that beer! Run through some of the spectacular woodland of South Bedfordshire. Slightly undulating, the course is relatively short and sweet and will be easier for those agents not tough enough for the Thunder ballbreaker
 

Naked Run

Have your emotions stripped bare and reveal yourself to the ones you trust the least.

Sunday Bike Bash

Milton Keynes H3

Octopedal (Distance 30 miles)

The Bike Bash that will reconnoitre the Towcester perimeter, with 1 or 2 clandestine beer stops. 
It will be 50% on-road and 50% off-road.  
(There will be an alternate on-road route for those with Penny Farthings and Unicycles)

Monday Morning

 Milton Keynes H3

Die Another Day

Find the secret weapon and use it to destroy the toxins in your brain after the weekends events.
Codename:- Hangover Run.